Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Voice of the Unemployed

So there's this girl, right? You're really hitting it off with her. She laughs at your jokes, she smiles when you come back from the bathroom, she hasn't said that you remind her of her brother yet. Then she asks you what you do.

Here's the thing: there's no greater boner buster than telling a girl you're unemployed.

How do we unemployed folks do it then? How will we win her heart?


No comments: